The Republic of Southern Swaziland is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.579 billion Southern Swazilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Southern Swazilandian economy, worth 192 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,793 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. Southern Swaziland's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Swaziland is ranked 38,902^nd in the world and 2,055^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.